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978-1408734629

I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

by Fergus Craig

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Genre: Crime

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RETIREMENT WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

When former serial killer Carol takes her place in a luxury retirement home, she begins to find her feet with a small new group of friends. If she can only keep her past hidden, maybe she has a chance at happiness.

That's when she discovers that, absurdly, every other one of Sheldon Oaks' residents was involved in the law somehow. It's not long before her true identity is leaked, and when a former police commissioner resident is murdered, naturally all eyes turn to her...

Now she must solve the case to prove her innocence - just as her new friends start their own investigations into whether there is more than one killer at Sheldon Oaks.

Praise for Fergus Craig:
'What's better than a good crime novel? I'll tell you - a spoof crime novel, by the absurdly funny and clever Fergus Craig' 
MIRANDA HART
'I can't wait for you to get involved in [this] VERY silly thriller. We all need more laughs like this' 
AISLING BEA
'Laugh out loud funny.'
 MARK BILLINGHAM
'Tea-spittingly hilarious.' 
CHRIS BROOKMYRE
'Funny and gripping'
 DARA Ó BRIAIN

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About the Author

Fergus Craig

Fergus Craig is a multi-award winning writer, actor and comedian. Fergus has written two parody novels based on his character Detective Roger LeCarre. The second, Murder At Crime Manor, was shortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction. His third novel, I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home, is out in February 2026.

He is a big fan of Newcastle United, pubs, desserts and lying awake at night worrying about things he has zero control over.

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